TLOTA:
I am going to… (The scene becomes South Korean Anime-style animation in live action with voiceover works mimicking it.) BIG AMERICAN DANCE PARTY! (An animated background is shown with stills of everyone dancing to music, and a voice says, “Yeah! Everyone disco dancing! Everyone having super fun! ROBOT DANCING!” Animated internet police come in as the voiceover says, “Oh no, Copyright Cops! Everyone Run” Cut to a triple split screen of James, John and an animated Moose. Cut to the stills running out as the robot becomes a car and people pile in the cars as James and John still head into the backseat of a car as the same voiceover says, “Quickly! In here! Who is driving?” cut to every car driving as the voiceover says “Moose is Driving! How can that be?” Show stills of cars driving in the animated background as one is a clown car, and the same voiceover says, “Clown Car full of Imps!” Show the stills of the cars driving towards a big building as the same voiceover says, “Evil Internet Content Creation Production company.” Cut to the inside of the building as an espy of “Chicago Doug” as a secondary voiceover repeat “Everyone must be working for me!” five times where the espy has in Korean lettering “No one must be paid! Even in respect!” as a third voiceover goes towards a Malcolm Ray, Tamara Chambers, Walter Banasiak, Aiyanna Wade and Heather Reus Espys as they say, “We get treated like shit; we get no pay; we slave!” Cut to the outside of the building as the car becomes a robot, and red paint is shown coming out of its butt and screams of people as they die. A robotic fist smashes through a wall as James and his team, dubbed by the first voiceover, “Your tyranny ends here! We shall stop you!” cut to the espy of “Chicago Doug” as his voiceover goes, “You Cannot Stop me!” Cut to the team and an espy of “Pikachu” from PokeMon as the first voiceover says, “NOT PIKACHU! PLEASE DON’T SUE!” as “Chicago Doug” is zapped, but the power knocks the still of James and John as stills of “Uncle Roger”, Joshua Weisman and The Angry Video Game Nerd as the first Voiceover says, “Uncle Roger,” “Joshua Weisman,” and “The Angry Video Game Nerd” as the still of “Uncle Roger” shouts and sings out “Fuuyioo!” as he and Joshua Weismann pimp smacks him with MSG and The Angry Video Game Nerd tries to punch “Chicago Doug” with a Power Glove only for “Chicago Doug” to use The Angry Video Game Nerd to use as a weapon on “Uncle Roger” and “Joshua Weisman” and Uncle Roger weakly says “Haiyaa!” as “Chicago Doug” opens his mouth with nothing coming out as we hear “Chicken, You’re just a little Chicken! Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheep! Cheeeeep!” as the Aiyanna Wade espy who sounds male says “OH NO!” As it cuts to a still of Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero and the first voiceover says “Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero” as the two clobber “Chicago Doug” with quotes from their characters being played with “Chicago Doug” dazed the quote “Yes, he’s dead!” from Greg Sestero plays as they pop “Chicago Doug”’s Head off. Cut to Walter Banasiak espy as he opens his mouth, but the first voiceover says, “OH NO!” as it cuts to stills of James, John, The Moose, Tommy Wiseau, and Greg Sestero saluting with the American Flag in the background.)
Get ready for a Kevin Smith movie that will give you something to think about
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