TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and The Views that I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours, and welcome once again to Reality Checkout! (Cut to James as he walks around and comes to Chad Narducci’s office; he storms in and sees red as he hands Chad Narducci a bill from Amazon that James had to pay, and James looks to see what Chad had bought, which has James even Angrier, and he tosses all of the purchases which were Reality TV Series on DVD into the most disgusting trashcan, and James tosses in small amounts of Flammable liquids and tosses a grenade, and it explodes with the slime and remnants of the DVDs spelling out Reality Checkout as the theme from “Welcome Freshmen” plays in the foreground. Cut to James physically)
TLOTA:
Yes, even Kevin Smith and Superheroes aren’t immune to being on Reality TV. But in this case, Reality TV actually works in favor of both, and I just said that, and it’s making me question whether or not it’s time for me to call it a career. (Cut to the title cards for “Who Wants To Be A Superhero?” and “Comic Book Men,” then cut to both series as James does a voiceover.)
TLOTA (V.O.):
While yes, I normally would tear the cheesiness of one show and the latter’s format to shreds. What keeps them from getting read the Riot Act is that the first series is about real people wanting to become real superheroes and do good, and the other is about love most of us share! COMIC BOOKS! So what about both shows that were entertaining enough for me to not tear them apart?
Witness the reality of superheroes and the end of a dream in the link here
