TLOTA:
I’m James Faraci The Last Of The Americans and The Views I’m about to express are that of my own and some of yours. Now it’s (A Woosh of flames are seen nearly offscreen knocks James out of his chair as an imposing voice screams “BEHOLD THE METATRON! HERALD OF THE ALMIGHTY AND VOICE OF THE ONE TRUE GOD!” repeatedly until James screams, “OKAY! I BEHOLD YOU! TURN THE FLAMES OFF YOU’LL SET OFF THE FIRE SUPPRESSION SYSTEMS!” just as the fire suppression systems are set off and the Metatron played by Paulo Fonseca walks on to the set.)
The Metatron:
Wow! At least it’s a dry suppression system; one of us did this and got soaked down to their bones.
TLOTA:
Hi, James Faraci…
The Metatron:
The Last Of The Americans, we know about you above and below, and as I have said recently, I am The Metatron! And God is to charge you with a holy crusade to ensure something happens.
TLOTA:
I think he’s asking the wrong person. I haven’t had any luck in getting anything done.
The Metatron:
Well, it is something simple to help a fellow filmmaker regain the rights of a movie held by a demonic duo who holds it over his head to reclaim his soul.
TLOTA:
I think I know what you’re talking about, and I will review it. Maybe I can use the review to convince the audience to make an online petition to see if he can get it back. But only if people will check it out. So, let me do my review today.
The Metatron:
I am all for itCheck out my review Kevin Smith’s movie that to this day remains both his most controversial and the only one not available for Digital Distribution
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