Team Yume Mini-Cast: “Funny Comics About Menstruation”

Devar is eating a sandwich, which means it’s the perfect time to talk about period jokes as Madhog introduces the guys to the art of Sarah Andersen through a very “selective” bunch of comics.

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Deadpool

AYTIWS Reviews Deadpool

Our review of the 2016 superhero comedy film, starring God’s Perfect Idiot, A Hot Chick, A British Villain, A Moody Teen, The (Not-So) Odious Comic Relief & A CGI Character. Dir. by An Overpaid Tool.

SPAWN: The Animated Series- Review

Well, here we are. The first entry in my “Comic Contemplation” series where I’ll cover everything from Comic book movies, video games, TV shows and maybe even an actual book once in a while.

So, you’d think that my first review would be around something Marvel or DC related since my profile picture and cover art consist entirely of those company’s characters, you’d be wrong.

No today we’re going to reflect on a character who made his debut in the pages of IMAGE COMICS. This character of course being… SPAWN!

 

Bet you can’t guess who this is!

Spawn was the brainchild of Todd McFarlane, who in 1992 helped form Image Comics, pulling the occult anti-hero character from his high school portfolio and updating him for the 90s. This lead to a very successful series as the first issue of Spawn pulled in sales of up to 1.7 million copies and the saga continues to this day, with Greg Capullo taking over the mantle of pencilling the cloaked crusader. The character’s popularity reached its peak in 1997 when Spawn was adapted for the big screen. This theatrical outing was left with a mediocre success at the box office and a strong backlash from both fans and critics alike.

 

Spawn’s creator, Todd McFarlane

But that’s a story for another day.
The three-season run began in ’97 (which explain why the series never received much acclaim at the time, with it being overshadowed by the movie’s shitty reputation) on HBO and continued until 1999. It is receiving plenty of praise nowadays with IGN ranking it as the 5th greatest Comic Book Cartoons of all time, which sets a pretty high standard since it would be among the ranks of ‘Batman: The Animated series’, ‘X-men’ and ‘Justice League: Unlimited.’

But, before we dig into the series I’d like to mention that I don’t think the Spawn comics are very good (at least the ones I’ve read). It’s not I hate Spawn as a character. I think he’s pretty awesome. He’s like throwing Ghost Rider, Deadpool and the Prowler into a blender. Todd McFarlane is very talented artist but his writing can be a little…awkward. Like, in one scene from the comic where Spawn must interrogate a criminal and does so by saying:

“Your friend is DEAD! It’s just you and me, coward. Now, I want to know who’s after me… and more importantly, WHY!?

“Y’know what I mean?”

 

Yeah. This was written folks!

Yeah.
I’m hoping to see McFarlane’s writing improve as I continue to plough through a bunch of the early issues, but who knows how long that’ll take, if it ever does happen at all!
But enough talk about the character’s beginnings and history in other media, lets focus on the Animated Series for now.

The show is quite different from the book, dealing with alternate themes and almost fits into a completely different genre. Due to being produced by HBO it had a higher budget than most cartoons at the time and had very few restraints. They pretty much showed whatever they felt like, be it extreme violence or cartoon nudity, HBO didn’t give a fuck, and they still don’t with the amount of shit ‘Game of thrones’ shows off. It’s pretty much the only channel crazy enough to greenlight stuff this dark. And if you’ve seen any episode of this show, you’ll be wondering if I mean that figuratively or literally. Maybe both?

 

The story centres around a man named Al Simmons, a War Hero/ Mercenary/ Person who used guns, who dies and is resurrected through mysterious means. He doesn’t know how he came back at first or what he did to obtain a completely new body, but he is anything but human and five years have passed since he did. Now without a family, friends or a face, he takes refuge in a maze of alleyways in Harlem, New York, where he spends all his time scary homeless people and mutilating anyone who mildly annoys him. The majority of the story takes focus away from his origins and powers and looks at more realistic scenarios, like a mob boss who has his influence spread across a lot of the political world and is pulling strings to make himself more powerful. That is until, his whole operation begins to unravel because someone, or something is killing his associates and stealing weapons from him.

CAN YOU GUESS WHO IT IS!?
The more I think about it, the lack of focus on powers and origins is very similar to what Netflix did with ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Jessica Jones,’ focusing more on the current conflict and how the justice system gets in the way of vigilante heroism.
Similarly, a lot of the human characters are locked in political red tape, government cover ups, crime investigations and assassination attempts. It’s a show that captures a lot of the ugly side of humanity, between the politicians, cults, criminals and the few decent people who get caught up in all of it. After a while it stops sounding like a superhero show and more like ‘House of Cards.’ Unfortunately, the plot is so based that the weird Supervillain characters that Spawn interacts with feel like an afterthought.
You’ll almost get to the point where a police investigation into a child murderer, who turns out to be a senator’s illegitimate son, that he is hiding in order to save his bid for the presidency, is more interesting than a demon guy fighting a cyborg with rocket launchers in a dirty alley.

Cagliostro

I guess Spawn is less of a character and more of an entity in the plot, though he does have some personality that shines through on occasion. Anyway, Spawn is constantly hounded by a mysterious homeless man named “Cogliostro.” Yeah, good luck trying to pronounce that! He encourages Spawn to do the right thing and resist the influence of the devil.

On the flip-side, a demon from Hell called “The Clown” or “The Violator” also follows Spawn around and actively creates conflict to make Spawn stronger and push him further into making bad decisions. In the comics, Violator is super obnoxious and is trying way too hard to be funny. While as in the show he is more of a creepy, disturbing horrible monster that features some of the most memorable voice acting in the show. He always sounds like he’s having so much fun being as evil as sin, and at times sounds just like Eric Cartman.

 

The Violator

However, Keith David turns in one of his best vocal performances as Spawn. He says everything with so much intensity. When he plays someone like “Goliath” from ‘Gargoyles,’ he sounds quite sullen and thoughtful. Here he sounds like a pissed-off monster in eternal agony. Plus, his occasional witty lines make him all the more lovable as the depressed hobo ghost. His voice is what makes the show, since another actor would have sounded as bland as mud in this part.

Which reminds me, he does a great job despite not having much to bounce off of. The other character’s voices are sort of all over the place. Some sound so cartoonish that it’s hard to take them seriously, while others very dramatic and realistic. 90% of the time though, they’re all speaking very calmly and are as dry as sand. I swear, if you watch this show with headphones on some of these voices sound like ASMR. I seriously fell asleep listening to one guy mumbling about forged documents regarding military hardware shipments.

The animation for every season is very impressive, it’s some of the best I’ve ever seen out of a TV show. You can tell that a lot of time and care was put into every little scene an everything looks so gorgeously dark. I once made a joke with a friend about the 60’s Spiderman cartoon, that you can take any frame of that show with Spiderman in it and turn it into a meme. Well, with this show, you can take any frame with Spawn in it and turn it into a heavy metal album cover. The animation for the cape is so beautifully smooth and the character designs are reasonably sophisticated for something that has to be in motion so often. This must have been a pain in the ass to draw.

“Thanks Korea, you put in the hard work so that we don’t have to.”

The lighting is so stylishly shadowy that it covers some of the same ground as ‘Batman: The Animated Series,’ where some scenes are so dark that you can see specs of dust that where on the animation cell when they put this together. I love fun little details like that, it makes everything feel more authentic. You don’t get charming blemishes like that in the era of digital animation. So now you get shows like ‘Total Drama Island’ or ‘Family Guy,’ where everything is the same character designs shown in the same position from the same camera angle with two types of lighting. If you’re lucky.
Look, I don’t want to be that guy, but something was lost when we started using computers for everything, it all looks so much lazier when it’s digital.
Each season does something different with the visuals. Season 1 has character designs almost made out of the shadows and light. They’re often without colour and are constructed from the differences in their surrounding area. There are often times when there are no more than two colours o the screen at a time, which contrasts nicely against the scenes set at daytime, where everything is crystal clear.
Season 2 has more of “Anime” approach since the character designs stay the same colours, but are shadowed in a more traditional fashion. It also often has this hazy, blue glow that all dark cartoons from the 90’s had. The backgrounds become much more detailed and grungy while the movement of the characters has become a little bit choppier.
Season 3 is a sort of hybrid between the two styles (depending on the tone of the scene). Regardless of the season though, Spawn is drawn the same throughout. Good ‘ol Al looks relatively normal in the first few minutes of the show, but after that you rarely see him in good lighting. He spends so much time in the shadows, you’d be forgiven for thinking that he was just a silhouette with a cape.

He’s kept entirely black for the entire 2nd and 3rd seasons, as if some animation team absolutely refused to draw him in any more detail than that.
“What, you want us to have red, black and white all on the screen at once? What are you crazy, do you know how cool that would look?
“Nah, just draws an outline with some eyes and we’re done!”

 

Threw this together in Paint. Can you really tell the difference?

Seriously, who decided it would be best to hide the title character in the dark for 95% of the show?

“The best shots in the show are the ones where Spawn is 90% black, with a little bit of red rimming him. You see the eyes, his head’s black, his cloak is black, he’s standing in front of something black, you pull back and just barely see him in the shadows. When I get those I just go “There it is, be still my heart.” ‘Cause I laid down the law; he is a head and a cape!”

-Todd McFarlane

Oh. Oh. Oooooh. Yeah, okay it was his fault.

I’d say this is the best telling of the story-line since it was nothing like the god-awful movie, which has the audacity to plaster this on the front of the box:

“The special-effects movie of the year!”

IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE IS THAT AN ACCURATE STATEMENT!
The show manages to stabilize the tone by removing some of the sillier aspects from the books, such as Spawn having the ability to shape-shift into some goofy looking White guy, just so he can have some stilted dialogue with his ex-wife.

 

If I wanted to see a nerdy white guy have awkward conversations with women, I’d just strap a mirror to my face! We also get a Rob Liefield Character in the show, but he’s a lot less cheesy. Except for a scene where he has a flashback to “the war” mid-way through the Coitus and starts screaming and crying. That’s probably the only unintentionally funny scene the series has to offer.
So, if you want to get to know Spawn but need a filter for the horrifically 90’s version of the character, then I highly recommend Spawn: The Animated Series.
The show pretty much resolved its main storylines but it never continued after that leaves on a pretty rough cliff-hanger. But hey, that’s what the comics are for, right? So, if you want to know what happens next you may need to tolerate Todd McFarlane’s iffy ability to tell a story. The book looks awesome, but the details really needed some ironing.
This series was a hidden gem for me, since people always talk about how great superhero shows where in the 90’s but this one always remains strangely absent. It’s all about ‘Batman,’ ’X-men’ and even ‘Superman.’ Those were all great, but I think we need to start bugging Hulu or Netflix to start streaming this show. Oh wait, the whole things on YouTube, now I’d never encourage anyone to pirate a show or even watch a pirated show, but it’s there if you need it. Besides, Spawn deserves his time in the light… whether McFarlane thinks it looks cool or not.

Vaulting – Batman Returns

The fox goes up against the sequel that has the bat, the cat and the penguin. Its the most diverse comic book movie to have such a mixed reception among the Batman fan base. Is this really a diamond in the rough or is the Burtonesque style too much to handle?

 

Trotting Through The Snow: My Little Pony Holiday Special 2015

 

Hello & welcome back to Trotting Through The Snow, and today, we come to our second review of the season as we look at the 2015 Holiday Special from IDW. And yes I know, that Linkara recently reviewed this but I had planned on reviewing long before I knew about his review.
 

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Who You Gonna Call: Ghostbusters: Past, Present, and Future (Secret Santa for Alexthed)

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Well, Christmas is upon us once again and that brings back one of my favorite traditions, the Manic Expression Secret Santa.  And this year, my Secret Santa is Alexthed and I was racking my head on what to do for him as I was going back and forth between Back To The Future and Ghostbusters and ironically, all three things that I was considering involved a take on A Christmas Carol. Then I remembered I watched the BTTF animated series Christmas episode, Dickens of a Christmas and it’s bad.  It’s a Christmas Carol episode that doesn’t use time travel and I know that Alex is familiar with Xmas Marks The Spot from The Real Ghostbusters’ first season.

 

 

 

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Trotting Through Life Party With Pinkie: My Little Pony Mirco-Series # 5

 

 

 

Hello & welcome back to Trotting Through Life and today, we are entering the last two reviews of Party With Pinkie. I gotta say that while I have enjoyed this retrospective, I am ready to put this behind me and start writing Trotting Through The Snow reviews.   Anyways, our review today takes us to the world of IDW comics as we look at Pinkie Pie’s Mirco comic and man, you know this is early in the show as it’s pre Alicorn Twilight and it ends with a letter to Celestia.  My, how the show has changed.

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Spider-Man/Deadpool #11 (A Red Ribbon Review)

 

(This article is written in association with Red Ribbon Reviewers, an annual project designed to spread HIV and AIDS awareness. For more information on how you can help those afflicted with these diseases, please consult the following resources: Red Ribbon Reviewers, The Foundation for AIDS Research, and AIDS.gov )

 

It’s not uncommon for celebrities to write a script for a comic. Over the past decade stars like Kevin Smith, Patton Oswalt, and Brian Posehn have all penned issues of different long-running franchises like Justice League or Batman. Samuel L. Jackson and Felicia Day have even written their own short series. In most of these cases, though, the guest author is someone who has a reputation for being a fan of comics. Very rarely do celebrities with no connection to the medium get tapped to fill in; but exceptions always arise. Case in point – magician/entertainer/skeptic Penn Jillette, who was contacted by Spider-Man/Deadpool editor Jordan White earlier this summer to write an issue. Though Penn has little experience with the comic world, he admitted in a podcast that it only took a few seconds for him to agree to do so, saying “what book could be more exciting?…Of all the characters in comic books, it doesn’t get better than Deadpool and Spider-Man.” It was clear that Penn was very enthusiastic about the opportunity, and that enthusiasm shines through in the issue, which takes the meta-humor and fourth wall breaking so native to Deadpool to an insane new level.

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THE PUNCHLINE – DUELING GRANNIES

This episode on the Punchline, it’s a comic hailing from Israel! This should be interesting to check out…right?

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Tokusatsu in Review: Toei Spiderman part 3

Toei’s spiderman show ends with it’s main general gaining some competition that drives her battier than usual!
And also: the answer to why this series is so important!

 

CineVlog – Doctor Strange

It’s the latest venture from Mavel as Morgan talks about the most bizarre of superhero movies.

 

Also, more episodes of Vaulting to come in December!

 

Tokusatsu in Review: Toei Spiderman part 2

The Continued look at Takuya’s adventures showcases the series’ drop in quality, as Amazoness loses her marbles.

 

 

A Look at Disney Month of The Mansion: The Haunted Mansion Issue # 3 – Issue # 5 (Disney Kingdoms)

Ah welcome back dear readers. Today, we shall uncover the last three issues of Disney Kingdoms’ Haunted Mansion miniseries. With that out of the way, let’s unearth these last 3 issues.

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A Look at Disney Month of The Mansion: The Haunted Mansion Issues # 1 – Issues # 2 (Disney Kingdoms)

 

 

Ah, dear readers. Welcome, welcome back.  And speaking of reading, who doesn’t love a good comic that could give you a fright.  Horror comics for all ages can be quite a bit of fun, no?  Just ask this gentlemen.

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The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List – Hellboy: Sword of Storms

Happy (belated) Birthday, Mike Mignola!

DISCLAIMER: This video was supposed to come out on September. It has nothing to do with Halloween.

Trotting Towards Nightmare Night’s Flutterween: Night of The Apples Pt. 2 (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic # 33)

 

 

Hello & welcome back to Trotting Towards Nightmare Night and today, we continue Flutterween as we conclude our look at Night of The Apples.  Now, considering that this issue has the same team as the previous issue,  I will be skipping the staff portion. With that out of the way, let’s begin.

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Trotting Towards Nightmare Night’s Flutterween: Night of The Apples (My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic # 32)

 

Hello & welcome back to Trotting Towards Nightmare Night and we continue our Flutterween celebration as we enter the world of comics as we look at one of the more bizarre story arcs from the IDW comic line as we look at Night of The Apples.  The MLP Wiki lists it as Night of The Living Apples but everything else I’ve seen list it as Night of The Apples.  And this is perhaps one of the less well reviewed arc from the IDW comics.  Understandable as it’s concept is out there and doesn’t really do enough with it.  When you see the title, it perhaps elicits thoughts of B Movies and this comic does seem to be going for that same style of camp but it does seem amiss as we will explain as the review goes on. With that out of the way, let’s begin.

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The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List – Top 11 Things I Would Like To See Be Done (And Not Done) in Kevin Smith’s Buckaroo Banzai Series

Considering Buckaroo Banzai is my favourite movie, I have a few suggestions…

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The Cartoon Physicist’s Noughtie List – Daredevil

At least they got it right the second time.

DISCLAIMER: This video was supposed to come out in September. This video has nothing to do with Halloween.