MTCN Review Team: Boss Baby

Alec Baldwin as a baby? Sign me up! That’s sarcastic if that doesn’t translate well through text, by the way. I had to go solo for Dreamworks latest little acid trip, and boy was it interesting! This is my review of Boss Baby!

MTCN Review Team: CHiPs

A reboot of a show no-one remembers that is seemingly made for no one in particular is enjoyed by no one in particular, big shock! Well, except the four people in our audience anyway. Matt and I take a look at this huge stinker, CHiPs!

MTCN Review Team: Power Rangers (2017)

Alright, considering the low-expectations most people had for this movie, just being okay is actually pretty good! I bring on our resident Power Rangers fan, Ron, on board to go in-depth into Hollywood’s newest reboot, Power Rangers!

MTCN Review Team: Beauty and the Beast (2017)

Another one of these dumb remakes comes out again, and once again, I need to be the bad guy! Sarah and I rant and rave about the latest entry in a series of remakes I will NEVER understand why people like, Beauty and the Beast!

MTCN Review Team: The Belko Experiment

When office Mondays go terribly wrong, you get the Belko Experiment! How does this Office Space meets Battle Royale pan out for the rest of us? Grant and I find out the answer in our review!

MTCN Review Team: Kong Skull Island

A giant ape punching the sh*t out of giant monsters and a pissed off Sam Jackson? Um…YES PLEASE! Grant and I get our Kaiju love on with Kong: Skull Island!

MTCN Review Team: Logan

Man, Wolverine’s in pretty rough shape, isn’t he? As Hugh Jackman says his final goodbyes to the character he made legendary, Grant and I have a healthy debate over the latest in the X-Men franchise, Logan!

MTCN Review Team: Rock Dog

You ever get one of those really low budget, crappy, animated films that made you think “Why is this in theaters?” That’s Rock Dog in a nutshell. Not as bad as Norm of the North…but still bad! Sarah and I go over the details!

MTCN Review Team: Get Out

A film that we called this year’s wild card has also turned out to be one of the best we’re likely to get for the rest of it! Ron and I dig our claws into the surprise hit, Get Out and explain what makes it worth the hype!

MTCN Review Team: The Great Wall

A strong case where the trailer was a way more accurate description of the film than what the press was telling us, Wes makes his triumphant return with a movie that claims not to be a white savior movie while TOTALLY being a white savior movie! We go over the nitty-gritty, and just goof around while we’re at it, with our review of The Great Wall!

MTCN Review Team: Fifty Shades Darker

Yeah, you all knew this one was coming. Another one of these stupid movies has finally come out and that means I got to drag myself and poor Sarah to slog our way through it. I think it’s pretty safe to say Fifty Shades Darker isn’t good, but is it worse than the first one? Watch to find out!

MTCN Review Team: The Lego Batman Movie

I don’t what the hell is going on with Warner Brothers and their DC movies, but hey! At least they got the LEGO movies right! Grant, Mahan, and I go over why The Lego Batman Movie is way better than it has any right to be!

MTCN Review Team: John Wick Chapter 2

Why did John Wick cross the road? Probably to kill you in some gruesome, yet awesome way! John Wick is back, baby! And we couldn’t be happier! Grant, Mahan, and I go over why this sequel is flipping awesome!

MTCN Review Team: Rings

When will bad horror sequels learn that just adding an ‘s’ to the end of your title doesn’t suddenly make it Aliens…or necessary for that matter. Matt and I discuss the forgettable borefest that is Rings!

MTCN Review Team: A Dog’s Purpose

Oh shut up, Josh Gad! Try telling me what a Dog’s purpose is with an hour and a half of pointless pretentious dribble! I adventure solo to check out this boring, steaming pile of dog sh*t, A Dog’s Purpose!

MTCN Review Team: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

Yeah, “Final”! Sure it is! That’s funny! Unfortunately that’s about the only laugh to be had in this snorefest. Grant and I go through the nuts and bolts and drawn out nonsense that is the newest Resident Evil film, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter!

MTCN Review Team: The Founder

Okay, so after watching this movie, I’m still probably going to eat lots of McDonalds. Now that being said, I do now feel a little guilty. Me and Grant go over the biopic about the sleezeball that took over McDonalds, The Founder!

MTCN Review Team: xXx The Return of Xander Cage

I don’t know who’s bright idea was it to bring this franchise back from the dead, but f**k it! Let’s roll with it! Sarah and I go over this pile of ridiculousness known as xXx: The Return of Xander Cage!

MTCN Review Team: Split

Wait wait wait, so…we actually have a good Shyamalan in JANUARY?! Biggest twist of the year so far! Grant and I go over the newest Shyamalan film, Split!

MTCN Review Team: The Bye Bye Man

I was laughing before the movie came out because of its dumb as hell name. NOW I’m laughing because the actual film is somehow much, MUCH dumber! Grant and I break down the strange hilarity to be found within The Bye Bye Man!