MTCN Review Team: Get Out

A film that we called this year’s wild card has also turned out to be one of the best we’re likely to get for the rest of it! Ron and I dig our claws into the surprise hit, Get Out and explain what makes it worth the hype!

MTCN Review Team: The Great Wall

A strong case where the trailer was a way more accurate description of the film than what the press was telling us, Wes makes his triumphant return with a movie that claims not to be a white savior movie while TOTALLY being a white savior movie! We go over the nitty-gritty, and just goof around while we’re at it, with our review of The Great Wall!

MTCN Review Team: Fifty Shades Darker

Yeah, you all knew this one was coming. Another one of these stupid movies has finally come out and that means I got to drag myself and poor Sarah to slog our way through it. I think it’s pretty safe to say Fifty Shades Darker isn’t good, but is it worse than the first one? Watch to find out!

MTCN Review Team: The Lego Batman Movie

I don’t what the hell is going on with Warner Brothers and their DC movies, but hey! At least they got the LEGO movies right! Grant, Mahan, and I go over why The Lego Batman Movie is way better than it has any right to be!

MTCN Review Team: John Wick Chapter 2

Why did John Wick cross the road? Probably to kill you in some gruesome, yet awesome way! John Wick is back, baby! And we couldn’t be happier! Grant, Mahan, and I go over why this sequel is flipping awesome!

MTCN Review Team: Rings

When will bad horror sequels learn that just adding an ‘s’ to the end of your title doesn’t suddenly make it Aliens…or necessary for that matter. Matt and I discuss the forgettable borefest that is Rings!

MTCN Review Team: A Dog’s Purpose

Oh shut up, Josh Gad! Try telling me what a Dog’s purpose is with an hour and a half of pointless pretentious dribble! I adventure solo to check out this boring, steaming pile of dog sh*t, A Dog’s Purpose!

MTCN Review Team: Resident Evil The Final Chapter

Yeah, “Final”! Sure it is! That’s funny! Unfortunately that’s about the only laugh to be had in this snorefest. Grant and I go through the nuts and bolts and drawn out nonsense that is the newest Resident Evil film, Resident Evil: The Final Chapter!

MTCN Review Team: The Founder

Okay, so after watching this movie, I’m still probably going to eat lots of McDonalds. Now that being said, I do now feel a little guilty. Me and Grant go over the biopic about the sleezeball that took over McDonalds, The Founder!

MTCN Review Team: xXx The Return of Xander Cage

I don’t know who’s bright idea was it to bring this franchise back from the dead, but f**k it! Let’s roll with it! Sarah and I go over this pile of ridiculousness known as xXx: The Return of Xander Cage!

MTCN Review Team: Split

Wait wait wait, so…we actually have a good Shyamalan in JANUARY?! Biggest twist of the year so far! Grant and I go over the newest Shyamalan film, Split!

MTCN Review Team: The Bye Bye Man

I was laughing before the movie came out because of its dumb as hell name. NOW I’m laughing because the actual film is somehow much, MUCH dumber! Grant and I break down the strange hilarity to be found within The Bye Bye Man!

MTCN Review Team: Monster Trucks

So it turn out when your movie stars a series of monsters that have lots of tentacles, you can make A LOOOOOOT of inappropriate jokes! Matt and I laugh our ass off at this incredibly dumb January movie, Monster Trucks!

MTCN Catch Up: Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition

Okay, so this is a request I’ve gotten a LOT from people. So I finally set aside 3 hours of my life to give the extended version of Batman v Superman a chance, assured that it’s a better film. And you know what? I think I’m angrier than when I saw it in theaters! Find out why even the extended version of Batman v Superman can’t save this crappy movie as I break it down!

MTCN Review Team: Underworld Blood Wars

Season 5 is officially here! Which could only mean it’s January…which also means we get movies like this. Grant and I go over the latest entry in a franchise that’s gone on WAY longer than it should have, Underworld Blood Wars!

MTCN Top 10 BEST and WORST Films of 2016!

The time has finally come! The top 10 best and worst movies of 2016! Let’s start off with the best, just so we can feel a semblance of hope before diving into the deep end! So join us as Grant and I go over our picks and make sure to share your own in the comments!

And now to dive head’s first into the ass-end of the film year! Grant and I moan, and groan, and cry pain tears (mostly mine), as we go over our picks for the top 10 WORST movies of 2016! Any movies you hated not make it on the list? Let us know in the comments!

MTCN Review Team: Princess Mononoke 20th Anniversary

Karina and I finish off the last episode of MTCN Review Team Season 4 with a look back into the past! Karina introduces me to the magical forest of Miyazaki as we catch a screening of Princess Mononoke! How has one of Miyazaki’s classics held up? Watch and find out!

MTCN Review Team: Moonlight

According to the film’s own trailer, this film is a gift from God that will cure all your ailments, but while it doesn’t quite reach that level of hype, it is a film worthy of Oscar Season! Grant and I break down one of the biggest Oscar contenders, Moonlight!

MTCN Review Team: A Monster Calls

I don’t think I realized how much I needed this film until I saw it. Karina and I wrap up 2016’s movies with a look at a fantasy movie about grief, acceptance, and the grey and complex areas of life, A Monster Calls!

MTCN Review Team: Sing!

Does this mean I’ll finally stop getting the trailer for the damn thing? Matt and I sit down with the newest Illumination film, Sing! Is it good? Who cares! I never have to see that stupid trailer again!